Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Because I have NO shame.

Ah, the magic of editing. My best friend recently caught me on camera talking (for a full hour) and then dancing like a jack ass, because serious dancing isn't NEARLY as fun as gettin' jiggy. Or Jigging, or, "free forming?" Napoleon Dynamite Style, we could battle. And because she wanted to make me look like a complete asshole, she took everything I said (somewhat out of context) and made a dance/interview video that is now on the Internet.....I already share everything with you all anyway, why not this? Mind you yes, I realize this is not "employer friendly" however, neither is my blog and that is why I have chosen to be my own boss. Everyday is "Casual Friday." Amen.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
All you lurking at-work bloggers, this one may require headphones, or your boss may peek his/her head around the corner and ask why you're watching a video that has so many expletives.

HAPPY VIEWING.

87 comments:

Camels & Chocolate said...

OMG, that is one of the funniest things I have seen in a LONG TIME. Seriously, you're gonna be a youtube phenom in no time!

raych said...

oh man.

that was one of the most entertaining things EVER. thank you!

and you can DEFINITELY give napoleon dynamite a run for his money.

emmaelizabeth said...

seriously- that was friggen GREAT! we must see more!

nicoleantoinette said...

When you called and told me about this today I was so in need of an incredible laugh. So... thanks!! Haha you're GREAT.

Um, and gorgeous!!

Banana said...

That was awesome. Really, really awesome.

Slightly Disorganized said...

awesome.

that is all.

sequined said...

So cute!

Are you related to Maeby Bluth? Because I see a similarity.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Sequined- hahah, I haven't gotten that one yet. I'm not, HOWEVER. Arrested Development is awesome lol.

jaydewithay said...

OMG... you are hilarious.
this is the first time i have commented your blog but i've been reading it religiously for a while (yes, i am a blog-stalker) and you are seriously amazing.

im still laughing just thinking about it. so good... Thankyou!!!

Olivia said...

oh my friggin god that was HILARIOUS!
thanks for giving me a good laugh in an otherwise crap day :)
I would have loved to have heard that conversation in its entirety- you certainly covered a whole RAAAAAANNNNGGGEE of topics!

BTW i LOVE your eye make-up. it is just perfect!

Please do more vids, this one was great!

Toni-Marie said...

HaHa this made me laugh out loud. WORD!
So funny.
Smut?!?!
Genious.

Kimberly said...

Loved it. The editing was brilliant!!

Auburn Kat said...

LOL! That is hillarious! That reminds me of my days when I was living with my roommate Michelle!

sleepyjane said...

Nevermind that. Oh My God! You can sing!! WOW. But you probably know that. Holy shit.

Shannon said...

ama-za-za-zing!

Wayfaring Wanderer said...

You are adorable, with the exception of the whole white-girl-chicken-dance-thing at the beginning.......alright.....that was cute too!

Cloggsy said...

Fucking hilarious! Love it!

Anonymous Amy said...

highly entertaining! (although I had to watch at a very low volume because boss could peek around corner--at low volumes facial expressions and dancing are even more vibrant!)

Mandy said...

OMG, that was too hilarious. Awesome.

emmaenlighted said...

LOL, you have to keep this up! This was GREAT! Seriously.

EvilKate said...

that was a riot, thank you for the much needed Thursday giggles.

Alexa said...

who doesn't love dancing to a little MJ? fabulous.

Clarity Sage said...

Loved it! Your friend did an amazing job editing. And you are hilarious. You two need to make more videos.

damselindigress said...

chelsea -

that video is amazing. like, maybe i'll have to watch it again amazing.

and i AM an "at-work blog lurker". with no headphones. but it is so worth getting in trouble for, your video!

please, let's have a dance off. immediately. while we discuss mangoes and medicinal marijuana.

(p.s. the other day, my boyfriend and i were at the grocery store and he was trying to make me hurry because i have this tendency to just STAY at grocery stores because hi, i like food. a lot. and while we were at the checkout, i yelled, WAIT, I NEED TO GET ONE MORE THING, APPLES! and I ran back to the produce section, saw a pile of mangoes and decided, NO, NO, DEFINITELY MANGOES, FUCK THE APPLES and when I came back to the checkout counter, my boyfriend said, "You know those ... aren't apples, right?" And i said: YES. But mangoes are just so much more awesome.

Word.)

Sizzle said...

Pure fact! Ha ha. This is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

Noelle said...

If that doesn't turn you into an Internet Celebrity... well... I hope you had fun with it, at least!

A Margarita said...

OMG! I LOVE you! Lol, that was hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Matt Fried said...

Wow...

bFlat said...

That was hilarious! Best thing I have seen all week! DYNO-MITE!

Britt said...

hahahahah! That's some pretty snazzy dancing you got goin on there! Thanks for the morning laugh :)

flipflops said...

Aren't friends the best? ;-)

Jess said...

Um, this video is ridiculous. And amazing. Just like you.

Dolce said...

F*ing Hilarious!!! That is the best freakin' thing EVER! Congrats on having fun friends.

Deutlich said...

it doesn't want to play for me.

blah.

lifeintheleftlane said...

I watched the video without sound since I'm at work, but the dancing was hilarious. Shake it girl!

And I totally have those French pictures from Ikea that were in the background. :)

girlinterrupted1218 said...

Girl You So Crazy!

ChasingParadise said...

Seriously, girl, that was hilarious! I totally watched it at work. :) I loved the dancing.

Oh, and strange coincidence...I totally have those same prints from Ikea that are behind you in frames during the "interview" part. haha.

Katelin said...

haha this video is awesome. i love it.

addy said...

HAHA oh wow, I am so embarassed for you, and yet, this is the greatest thing ever. Loved the dancing!

Surfergrrl said...

ha ha!! work it out!

joey m said...

pretty fucking awesome...

oh yeah, found my way here from guidespot btw...

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

jadewithay- Thanks for delurking!!! ;)

Addy- no need ot be embarressed ha. I dont mind being a fool.

All of your who didn't have sound! Its' a no go without sound. lol.

And thank you thank you to all who watched HAHAHA. Maybe I will make osme more videos? Hm.

Lynn said...

shout out to parents with basements ... definitely definitely true. it makes teenage sneaking around so much easier.

Arielle said...

That's...pretty ridiculous. And great.

Alexis said...

So, so, so...FUNNY.

You're great. :)

mn said...

slow day at the office boss?
ok, i started the thing with no sound and that was some strange dance moves at first.
is that really you singing. wow.
bc i am a total eyebrow person, i liked your eyebrows in the second posting than on the first, the one in which you are like singing close up. i'd give the eyebrow a little more arch and curve, and thin it out in the beginning point, not too round archy. just a little beauty tip! this from a woman who has someone else do her eyebrows, ha. the irony in that!

Gertrude said...

DEAR LORD.

Ha, You remind me of one of my best friends(who is quite possibly the funniest person I know).

I demand more of these videos!

carrie lea said...

HAHAHA If we knew each other in real life, I'm pretty sure we would be besties. I had to wait until I got home to watch it (since you warned it was inappropriate for work) but once I did, I felt like I was watching myself! That was GREAT! I feel like I know you so much better!

Princess of the Universe said...

1. You're gorgeous
2. That was TOO funny.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

mn- Thank you for the tip ;)

Gertrude- Maybe I will make it a recurring thing eh?? :)

Princess of the universe- Thank you so much!!!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

mn- Thank you for the tip ;)

Gertrude- Maybe I will make it a recurring thing eh?? :)

Princess of the universe- Thank you so much!!!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Oh and yes, I sing. :)

rebecca said...

Hysterical. Absolutely hysterical. I'm pretty sure I just fell in girl-love with you.

Make more insanely awesome videos, and please do share!

Meghan said...

You.Are.Awesome.

I'm still laughing.

Nico said...

duly noted that if i ever become a smut, i shall travel in a group.

more chelsea on video plz kthanksbai

Kim said...

That was freaking hilarious!!!

Spirophita said...

That was hilarious!! HAHA :)

Jenn said...

This was great!

readsalot said...

Hilarious!!!

Um, we need to be friends.

bloggingbarbie said...

you are fucking hilarious.

and this is reason #1,793 that i love you. for reals. xo,

Nat Marie said...

First of all, you're cute. Secondly, this has to be the funniest shit I have seen in a while. Thank you for this.

Big Al is your pal said...

I see a dance-off coming on when you make it back to Denver... And you think I am kidding... You, me, at The Church. Bring it!

Lisa said...

Holy fuck. You rock my world. Hahahahaha.

Ashley said...

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH!!

This was the best thing I've seen...in...FOREVER.

Your friend is awesome & so are you.

Nice job, everyone.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Big Al- BRING IT!

Thank you allll and I will/would be friends with all of you if we were in the 3-D world.

Mike said...

I want what you're on.

Also.

Hey lady, nice tits.

That is all.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Mike- I'm stoned on LIFE.

Alya said...

Hahahaha funny!! BTW you're one of the very few existing breed of hot and funny, Chelsea! So great to put a face to the writing..

Stacy said...

you're as cute as a bug!

great video.

UrbanVox said...

I can't see the video!!! :(

Princess Pointful said...

I always get nervous when people post videos of themselves that it is gonna be a whole series of inside jokes and not tremendous entertaining.
You, however, are hysterical. I loved the shout out the best.

Dustin said...

Wow! That made my day. Everyone has those dancing days, but you let us all witness it. What a brave soul. Thanks for sharing, I need that.

Bayjb said...

Dude that was f*cking hilarious. Great song choice too. Fingers crossed for Thriller next :)

LoveHateSensation said...

you dancing made me want to get out of my seat and bust a move..wonderful :)

"If your a smut, you must only travel in a group. Otherwise your fucked."

What a great way to put it... LOVE the video!

irunwithscissors said...

Hahaha OMG that was too funny!

just me said...

I mean, I always knew you have the 'jiggy' bug in you...

BNY said...

That's some good video editing work. And you're funny.

Well done.

Ace said...

OK, lets just end this game and get married. We won't even need cable! Seriously, the digital ages has made fools of us all.

Paula said...

Oh dear. :) Fucking hilarious!!!

Laura said...

I totally loved it!!!!

urbanvox said...

lol
nooooowww I saw it!!!

Couldn;t stop loughing!!!
huahuahuahuahuahua

deutlich said...

ok. so the first time I tried to watch that it WOULDN'T LET ME! arlkjlakdjf

but really? i think that was for the better cuz this time I got to watch it in my room and HOLY SHIT you crack me the fuck up

seriously

SERIOUSLY.

Fashion's Darling said...

that was awesome...thanks! I needed that laugh.

Lyla Lou said...

You are so adorably hillariously cute!! I loved the part about the basement!! Ditto, chica.

The A of DNA said...

That was great! Fun Stuff... It's the kind of stuff my friends and I would do back in the day... You'd definitely be an awesome friend!.. hah.. I'm glad they made that video for you.

Peace n Love .. . hope you get some lovin' soon.

-Ana

MarvelousMOM said...

hahahhaha that's so funny!!!

Clairebear said...

omg that was hilarious!
Jealous though - no way do you get to be a good writer, a musician AND be funny and cute. *hmmph*

 
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