Friday, April 10, 2009

"The Time Chelsea STARTED DRINKING and playing with iMovie"

I'm an amateur Mac user, iMovie maker, an expert drinker and a Twitter fanatic in training. FYI. If you've been reading my blog for awhile you've experienced my first VLOG where I notify a couple of my closest friends, i.e. the entire world of my whereabouts when losing my virginity and other inappropriate things that will make you blush or say "I can't believe she posted that, doesn't she know everyone can see that? Say helllo to unemployment.", cause hey, I'm all about shock value. Or just doing my best to be a tool bag for all to see. 

So, here's to Friday nights alone with a Macbook, I guess it's better than venturing into the world of amateur porn. Oh man, Google analytics will be interesting after this post....

Cheers friends, cheers. 



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50 comments:

Baking With Plath said...

This was amazing and seriously made my night oh my god

Charlotte said...

hah, brilliant. well done, miss. brightened coming home from a decidedly unstellar evening out. drinking? yes.

peterdewolf said...

That was all sorts of entertaining.

Of course now when I read your posts I am going to imagine random volume changes and drrrinking.

Sebastian said...

You're far cuter than I originally thought... Hmm...

But the dodgy British (I think?) obviously detracts a few points...

You're still positive overall, tho'.

rachel elizabeth said...

st made my LIFE. you're adorable. and hilarious. xo

caterpillar85 said...

ha this was great & i loved it :) well done!

Camels & Chocolate said...

This absofuckinglutely made my MORNING. I was pissed I had to get up at 6 to go to Sacramento, but now I have a spring in my step. I want to hug you because you're just so darn cute!

Rose and Jill said...

HAHAHA

Thanks for making my morning entertaining.

-R

Jenn(ifer) said...

This was absolutely great.

You're freakin' adorable :)
No really. Srsly! You are.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

peterdewolf- well hey, I like when people think of me and think of a drink, sure...lol why not.

Sebasatian- hah, I dont know if I should be offended by the first part of your commet or not lol, but thanks?

rachel elizabeth- thanks lol!!

camels and chocolate-ooo early mornings kill me, hgave fun this weekend with the inlaws!!!

Sebastian said...

I don't know if *I* should be offended by the accent... :)

It was a compliment though!

Ace said...

Oh my god! That's fantastic! By the way darlin, I have a new blog for you to check out anddddd I'm moving to New York in a month. What are your thoughts on a bloggers brunch?

just me said...

That was hilarious.

Nice eyebrows, BTW.

You reminded me I gotta get mine done. PRONTO.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Ace- ah! I'm not in nyc right now.. I need tp update my profile.. I'm in denver, who knows may be back to nyc for the summer- otherwise I'd love to! When r u moving??

Just me- I'm a little eyebrow obsessive. I need to call you! You're here?!

Erin said...

hilarious, jigga

Meeks said...

This reminded me why I'm so glad to have met you. YOU, my friend, are all kinds of awesome.

Mrs. D said...

haha! nice way to mix it up! entertaining!

Megan said...

That was great! Haha

bloggingbarbie said...

i freaking love you. that is all.

ewiggle said...

ROFL, I played this and Boyfriend watched it. Our conversation went something like this...

Me: Remember when you asked me what iMovie was because someone posted it on Twitter? Well, this is who said it.
Him: Who is it?
Me: Chelsea.
Him: Who's Chelsea?
Me: Chelsea Talks Smack, duh.
Him: Oh.
Me: What's the past tense of 'tweet'? Twit, tweet, ...?
Him: Twat, duh.

Thanks for the hilarity.

.bethany. said...

Can we hang out?!

cJs said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

makes me want to drink buts 10 am

Surfergrrl said...

ha ha ha! that was really cute!

Lily said...

well now that was a treat!

Blogstiny said...

That was some funny a shit! I like the pictures in the background, cause I know what they are, and it makes it even funnier!

Blogstiny said...

P.S. MIA was a nice addition!

Krystal said...

ha! good job, these never amuse me!

nicoleantoinette said...

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE MY FAVORITEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE.

The end.

Astharis said...

You're insane.
And amazing.

Insane and amazing. :D

Pam said...

Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face. I loved it!

p.s. I create random movies with my iMovie too...so don't feel too bad.

Erin said...

You are so cute and fun!!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Blogstiny- oh yeah the "little chelsea" pictures, funny lol.

ewiggle- hahaha that's a hysterical story, love it.

behtnay- definitly!

cjs- sometimes, that's ok :)

meeks- I SHARE THE SAME SENTIMENT ;)

d said...

completely awesome.

Freckles said...

This is fuckin' hilarious! I need to do something like this. Drink and take video of it.

I am tigerlilyrose on twitter btw. We are twitter buddies.

tmamone said...

Drunk dialing, drunk blogging, drunk texting . . . and now drunk vlogging? I guess alcohol and technology just don't mix.

Drink-a drink-a drink-a!

Kim said...

Yes. Thank you for that.

mn said...

all i could think was "Clean up that bookshelf!" only the left part of it, ha ha.
that was a tad painful to watch. but i do miss those kinda friday nights. those are the best kind, when you are not worrying about being somewhere else but just right there having fun.

Lostinmiami said...

Okay usually i don't comment but i have decided to de lurk because during the whole day i've had this song in my mind, singing it silently and Bang i'm on your blog and the first song that's on : Dance dance dance. THE song. Anyway, Love love love your blog

Jay said...

Rest assured I will never have the same thoughts about this song that I once did.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

mn- I'm totally into clutter. It's maddening to many.

lostinmiami- I'm so glad you did!! Cheersssss, I love when people delurk!

Jay- I'm glad I could make such an impression.

Bon Don said...

F*cken Brilliant!! LOL

Jeanine said...

oh. my. god! that was hilarious.

Je (20-Something) said...

this is hilarious!
i'm a little late cause I'm catching up on blogs... but this made my work day.
thanks chelsea!

Katelin said...

haha that was amazing. love it.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

thanks you ladies, thank you. I do try to be awesome?

Cass said...

Oh man, you are the cutest thing EVER.

seriouslyright? said...

um..this is really great

KristinCanWrite said...

you are so damn cute.

your wishcake. said...

Oh, sweet nelly furtado! This is the greatest video blog ever. It just makes me want to hang out with you, too.

And the drinking. Ohhh, the drinking. Heehee.

:)

I wish I knew more about iMovie, then I'd get into some serious shenanigans, I think...

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

HAHAHA Thank you to all of the comments that say i'm "cute" I think I should be flattered? and not assume cute meaning like, 12 year old-nerd-cute?...

 
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