On Sunday we're opening at The Fox Theater for Au Revoir Simone, who's in the middle of a world tour. For a band, that is playing their heart out and googling $1 dollar PBR night and eating tater tots too fucking often, this is potentially a really big deal for us.
As the ONLY chick in the band....it's important that I look smokin'. Being the rose amongst the thorns, we have a few responsibilities. A. Make sure no one leaves a capo B. Sing something pretty, to offset any potential "man rock" sounds. and C. Look hot. That's just the way the cookie crumbles....if it were an all girl band, you're allowed to have a few wonkies, but if you're the token chick, you've got to give off potential Maxim cover vibe. So, considering the fact that I would prefer to wear boxers, wife beaters and messy buns....I've got to pull it together before Sunday.
I'M TORN BETWEEN DRESSES, and need your help.
When you envision Super Sexy Band Girl Taking Over World in 2012 So She Can Vacation on Glaciers and Buy Expensive Olives and Perform at Coachella.....which dress would you choose??
Option 1. Option 2. Option 3.
Option 4. Option 5. Option 6. (if i'm not bloated.)
ALRIGHT......VOTING STARTS, NOW!!!