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I’d like to take a few minutes to cry, out loud for Miss. Carrie Prejean, for the conservative party (since she’s making you all look even more terrible) and, for blonde people ( though I love you, she’s making all you hot blonde's look terrible too- by association). In fact, let’s all cry together, for humanity. There hasn’t been a single woman that I’ve despised more since Sarah Palin, so it’s no shocker that she would would “love” and I quote, Sarah Palin and her equally fucked political ideals.
After a week long PR campaign in accordance with her new book Still Standing, which, in my opinion would sell more copies had it been aptly titled Down on my Knees, Carrie has been making a mockery of herself on nearly every media outlet from Today, to Larry King Live where she stormed off the show for Larry asking “inappropriate” questions, i.e. INTERVIEWING her, like he’s supposed to do. Carrie said to Meredith Viera of the Today show, “The biggest thing and the reason I wrote this book is Americans believe their beliefs are under attack, and this is proof,” adding that the sex tape is another example of what her enemies will do to attack her. She goes on to say,”.... it’s unfortunate that conservative women are attacked for their beliefs. It’s unacceptable and it shouldn’t happen. So many Americans are frustrated.”
Their beliefs? Their beliefs that don’t support WOMEN, or love, or FAMILY, but rather the opposite. How about the gay couples who want to raise a child and have equal rights if one of them passes, to their posessions, family, etc- (when my Bampa who was gay passed away, he was left with NOTHING, even though him and his partner were together for 30+ YEARS and their home, belongings, etc. were rightfully HIS) if they aren’t given those rights, their family could be torn apart and that- is not what my God, or my country would want to do. For “those women” let’s make one thing clear, being AGAINST gay marriage, or the woman's right to chose, is only being against half of the world you’re living in- which in turn, creates more strife, more hatred, more discontent. THOSE WOMEN, are not the American women that our little sisters, daughters and youth should be looking up to.
But I digress....the hypocrisy that is Carrie Prejean ensues, she said, writing, “Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy.”
OH, the hilarity, gag me- or wait, gag you. So, I’m assuming Carrie was possessed by the Devil when she created her X-rated sex tape? That according to Nik Richie of TheDirty.com, was “very graphic” so much so, he didn’t even want it. Oh Carrie, the price you don’t get paid for being a raunchy, fame-mongering whore. So what does she do? She turns that sex tape into an “underage” sex tape, because nothing outrages conservatives, and people alike more than an “innocent 17 year old who was taken advantage of and didn’t know any better” right Carrie? Please, keep denying responsibility- it's proving your ignorance.
Wonder what she'll say to her ex-boyfriend—the one who dropped the bombshell sex tape—when she hears he told TMZ that she urged him to "lie" and say she was 17 in the raunchy video. He claims, however, to have received the tape in 2007, when she was 20-years-old. Aren’t there any quotes in the Bible about being HONEST? Truth? No? Did Jesus skip those details? Didn’t think so.
For REAL women of faith, or for real conservative women who actually have a functional brain inside their heads- no party would want to claim Carrie, because she defames even their beliefs. At least with the settlement she’s taken from pageant officials, (who would like their $5,200 dollars back for your breast implants, no I’m not kidding this is an actual lawsuit), she can buy a bottle of Prozac when the only people showing up at her book signings are men clutching their penis in one hand and Googling “Carrie Prejean Sextape, FREE” with the other. Even they wouldn’t pay to see you give a blow job. Go on with your conservative activism Carrie, the only people listening are picturing you naked.
SO- What do YOU think about Carrie Prejean?
Or, if you could give a flying EFF, which celebrity do you wish had a sex tape? :)